Eggs 'n Things
The "Normal" amount of Cream |
If there is one thing that is difficult to get in Japan, it is a satisfying American breakfast. That was why I was eager to finally have the chance to eat at Eggs n' Things, in the trendy Harajuku district of Tokyo. We arrived on a chilly Monday evening and was greeted by a line that stretched around the block - not bad compared to the weekend according to my dining companion. We were seated after a 50 minute wait and were promptly told that we had 90 minutes to dine.
After a period of trying to get the waitresses attention, we spared no time in ordering a feast. The night's dishes comprised of Ahi and Eggs, Sirloin and Eggs, Portuguese Sausage and Eggs, Spam and Eggs, Loco moco and the Berry pancakes.
After a rather impatient 20 minutes or so our food started to arrive, we promptly dug in.
The Ahi and Eggs were really disappointing; one of the more expensive menu items at 1700Yen a pop, it was simply unacceptable. Instead of a thick juicy slice of tuna, we got a thin, overcooked sliver of tuna that was dredged in cajun season and was already waving goodbye to well done. The scrambled eggs, which should have been fluffy and cream instead came undercooked, under stirred and lacked any seasoning whatsoever. In fact, the egg was runny to the point where un-coagulated raw eggs were running all over the plate. I am convinced that they do not salt their eggs here - no salt and pepper on the table either. I ended up having to smother the entire thing in ketchup to get it down.
Runny scrambled eggs and that's not a piece of driftwood, its the Ahi.. |
The sirloin (1500 Yen) was also a shadow of what a sirloin should be, served unrested and drenched in its own juices before being smothered in sauce. The eggs, also scrambled were in the same dire situation as above.
The Portuguese sausage on the other hand was tasty, but I'm pretty sure those were not made in house. The two sunny side eggs were fine, but again lacked seasoning.
The Spam and eggs, well - can't really mess that up right? We won't go there.
All the dishes above came with a small side of pancakes and a pat of butter. I don't know what is was, but the pancakes were just alright. They were a little tough and unleavened which I suspect is from the batter being stirred to often and left out too long; rendering the initial chemical leavening without the power needed to generate fluffy, thin pancakes. They tasted fine, just not great.
The syrups that they provided table side were (Artificial) Maple, Pink Sugar Syrup masquerading as Guava and industrial strength coconut syrup.
The loco moco was the best dish of the evening, a touch more soy sauce in the gravy than most places, but a juicy hamburger, a runny sunny side up egg really hit the spot. Would probably recommend this if you intend on going.
And at last, the monstrosity of 6 or so dinky pancakes topped with a foot of solid whipped cream begging to be put out of its misery. What is with the cream fetish at this place? I shudder to think of what the "extra cream on your pancakes" could mean after seeing this.
I am by no means lactose intolerant but I think my stomach churned at the site of this particular dish. Again, pancakes were alright but the scarcity of the fruit and the excess of the cream was just not appetizing - give the dish a few minutes and watch the cream slowly deflate and sort of just spread limply over all the pancakes.
For the price of what everything cost, the amount of people waiting to get in and the well received Hawaiian branch, this should have been a great breakfast joint. Instead, what we got was spotty service, alright food and a few hours of my life I won't get back. Oh, and throw in a good measure of faux Hawaiian fixtures trying to desperately to distract you from the food while we are at it. Next time I want pancakes and scrambled eggs, I think I'll stick to my own kitchen.
(Although I have been meaning to try out Bills)
I don't know if it was an off night or what, but I probably would not go back willingly. Here is the address if you would like to check them out:
Eggs 'n Things
Jingu-mae 4-30-2
Shibuya-ku, Tokyo
(東京都渋谷区神宮前4-30-2)
Restaurant Hours
Monday to Friday:9:00~22:30
Saturday to Sunday:8:00~22:30