Came across the lyrics to HKT 47's 7th single today titled "アインシュタインよりディアナ・アグロン" (Dianna Agron over Einstein.)
In one fell swoop, Akimoto has once again proven his ability to turn turds into gold while at the same time turning women into nothing more than vapid, looks-obsessed, brainless idiots who have nothing better to do than well...do nothing. In another sense, it could be a terrible attempt at irony...but I really doubt that.
Mind you, this is the same Akimoto that wrote some pretty beautiful music in the past for Japanese greats such as Misora Hibari - I am ashamed that I have to mention her in a post about HKT 47.
I also won't argue that Dianna Agron is pretty, but to reduce her to that is just insulting, really.
In the span it took me to translate the lyrics, I had cursed the high heavens, repented to whatever man in the sky might be listening and apologized to my mother, my sisters and any other women I have known in my life countless times over.
For your enjoyment (and horror?), have a gander below, I will let the lyrics do their own talking:
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難しいことは何も考えない
頭からっぽでいい
二足歩行が楽だし
ふわり軽く
風船みたいに生きたいんだ
I don't want to think of difficult things,
I'm fine leaving my head blank
It's easier to just walk with two feet
I want to live light and airy like a balloon
女の子は
可愛くなきゃね
学生時代は
おバカでいい
今 一番 大切なことは そう
キャピキャピと
音が聴こえることでしょう?
A girl must be cute don't you think?
When you are a student, it's fine staying dumb.
The most important thing is yes, to be energetic and bright
and to have our voices heard right?
アインシュタインより
ディアナ・アグロン
テストの点以上
瞳(め)の大きさが気になる
どんなに勉強できても
愛されなきゃ意味がない
スカートをひらひらとさせて
グリーのように
Above Einstein, I choose Dianna Agron,
Above test scores, I choose to care about the size of my eyes
No matter how much I study, none of that matters if I am not loved.
So will just twirl my skirt around, just like in "Glee"
世の中のジョーシキ 何も知らなくても
メイク上手ならいい
ニュースなんか興味ないし
たいていのこと
誰かに助けてもらえばいい
Even if I know nothing of world affairs, it is fine
as long as I am good at putting on makeup.
I have no interest in the news, and all the daily
things - I can just ask some one to help me with
all of it.
女の子は
恋が仕事よ
ママになるまで
子供でいい
それよりも重要なことは そう
スベスベの
お肌を保つことでしょう?
For girls, our work is love.
Until we become mothers, it is fine to remain as a child.
Isn't is the most important thing then,
that we keep our skin nice an smooth?
アインシュタインって
どんな人だっけ?
聞いたことあるけど
本当はよく知らない
教科書 載っていたような
なんか偉い人だった
好きなのはディアナ・アグロン
Like, who was that Einstein person again?
I like, kind of heard his name before but
I know nothing of him really.
Like he was kind like I guess great person
that sort of was in textbooks and stuff?
But ultimately, the one I like is Dianna Agron.
もっともっともっと
輝きたい
人は見た目が肝心
だってだって
内面は見えない
可愛いは正義よ
チヤホヤされたい
I want to shine more and more,
because looks are everything.
because like, you know,
no one can like, see who we are
like, inside?
So like, being cute is totally justice,
I wanna be pampered.
アインシュタインより
ディアナ・アグロン
テストの点以上
瞳(め)の大きさが気になる
どんなに勉強できても
愛されなきゃ意味がない
スカートをひらひらとさせて
グリーのように
Above Einstein, I choose Dianna Agron,
Above test scores, I choose to care about the size of my eyes
No matter how much I study, none of that matters if I am not loved.
So will just twirl my skirt around, just like in "Glee"
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Want to leave some friendly feedback for Mr. Akimoto?
Why not head over to his google+ profile?
https://plus.google.com/113474433041552257864
In one fell swoop, Akimoto has once again proven his ability to turn turds into gold while at the same time turning women into nothing more than vapid, looks-obsessed, brainless idiots who have nothing better to do than well...do nothing. In another sense, it could be a terrible attempt at irony...but I really doubt that.
Mind you, this is the same Akimoto that wrote some pretty beautiful music in the past for Japanese greats such as Misora Hibari - I am ashamed that I have to mention her in a post about HKT 47.
I also won't argue that Dianna Agron is pretty, but to reduce her to that is just insulting, really.
In the span it took me to translate the lyrics, I had cursed the high heavens, repented to whatever man in the sky might be listening and apologized to my mother, my sisters and any other women I have known in my life countless times over.
For your enjoyment (and horror?), have a gander below, I will let the lyrics do their own talking:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
難しいことは何も考えない
頭からっぽでいい
二足歩行が楽だし
ふわり軽く
風船みたいに生きたいんだ
I don't want to think of difficult things,
I'm fine leaving my head blank
It's easier to just walk with two feet
I want to live light and airy like a balloon
女の子は
可愛くなきゃね
学生時代は
おバカでいい
今 一番 大切なことは そう
キャピキャピと
音が聴こえることでしょう?
A girl must be cute don't you think?
When you are a student, it's fine staying dumb.
The most important thing is yes, to be energetic and bright
and to have our voices heard right?
アインシュタインより
ディアナ・アグロン
テストの点以上
瞳(め)の大きさが気になる
どんなに勉強できても
愛されなきゃ意味がない
スカートをひらひらとさせて
グリーのように
Above Einstein, I choose Dianna Agron,
Above test scores, I choose to care about the size of my eyes
No matter how much I study, none of that matters if I am not loved.
So will just twirl my skirt around, just like in "Glee"
世の中のジョーシキ 何も知らなくても
メイク上手ならいい
ニュースなんか興味ないし
たいていのこと
誰かに助けてもらえばいい
Even if I know nothing of world affairs, it is fine
as long as I am good at putting on makeup.
I have no interest in the news, and all the daily
things - I can just ask some one to help me with
all of it.
女の子は
恋が仕事よ
ママになるまで
子供でいい
それよりも重要なことは そう
スベスベの
お肌を保つことでしょう?
For girls, our work is love.
Until we become mothers, it is fine to remain as a child.
Isn't is the most important thing then,
that we keep our skin nice an smooth?
アインシュタインって
どんな人だっけ?
聞いたことあるけど
本当はよく知らない
教科書 載っていたような
なんか偉い人だった
好きなのはディアナ・アグロン
Like, who was that Einstein person again?
I like, kind of heard his name before but
I know nothing of him really.
Like he was kind like I guess great person
that sort of was in textbooks and stuff?
But ultimately, the one I like is Dianna Agron.
もっともっともっと
輝きたい
人は見た目が肝心
だってだって
内面は見えない
可愛いは正義よ
チヤホヤされたい
I want to shine more and more,
because looks are everything.
because like, you know,
no one can like, see who we are
like, inside?
So like, being cute is totally justice,
I wanna be pampered.
アインシュタインより
ディアナ・アグロン
テストの点以上
瞳(め)の大きさが気になる
どんなに勉強できても
愛されなきゃ意味がない
スカートをひらひらとさせて
グリーのように
Above Einstein, I choose Dianna Agron,
Above test scores, I choose to care about the size of my eyes
No matter how much I study, none of that matters if I am not loved.
So will just twirl my skirt around, just like in "Glee"
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Want to leave some friendly feedback for Mr. Akimoto?
Why not head over to his google+ profile?
https://plus.google.com/113474433041552257864